Funny Pain?
Hello Baseball Fans,
So there I am, sitting watching the Sunday Night Texas Rangers game versus the Cleveland Indians and an event happened that really made me stop and think. Not just about baseball, but about life.
By the way, if anyone wonders what is so interesting about fantasy baseball I offer up a game like the one we had last night. Two teams going absolutely nowhere in the standings and though the Josh Hamilton story is an inspiring one, it has been told and retold a bizillion times this year. So, not alot of intrigue to the game itself, unless of course you have several of the players on your fantasy team -- which I do.
Okay, back to the life-reflecting moment in the game. Gerald Laird, catcher for the Rangers, takes a foul tip right into the part of the body mostly protected by a "cup." Oh buddy, it was a direct hit. Besides the baseball slightly glancing off of the bat, the 90-mph fastball didn't make contact with anything -- which might have slowed it down a tad -- before it reached it's most unfortunate destination.
Laird flopped over and was in obvious pain. I mean obvious. The umpire called time and the medical staff made it's way to the batters box to check on the injured player. Of course, the replay(s) -- in case anyone missed it, the local Fox affiliate covering the game replayed the ball making contact from about 30 different angles -- showed exactly where the injury occurred.
There was no doubt that Laird was in pain, had suffered an injury and couldn't breathe or walk on his own. What was amazing however was when the camera got close-ups of the Rangers Manager Ron Washington, starting pitcher Vincente Padilla, the Rangers dugout full of teammates, the umpires and even the fans was they all had the same expressions -- smiles!
Yes, everyone, including the T.V. announcers thought this player being in extreme pain and discomfort was somehow funny. I was beginning to climb on my high horse when they showed Laird starting to overcome the injury and sitting there on his knees - and to my shock and amazement he was smiling, too!
What the heck was going on here?! I mean c'mon we all know it's funny to see someone get hit in the "cheap seats" on those video shows, but this could've been serious. I know all of us men used to laugh back in the day when one of our pals would go over a "jump" on his bike and land a little hard on his "boys". But why exactly is that funny?
By the way, if you're sitting there with a smile on your face reading this semi-amused as you recall you're own memories of friends "taking damage" then you're not helping. Unless you know why it's humorous and are willing to share?
Just like there's nothing funny about hitting your "funny bone". It's not funny, it frickin' hurts.
I just think it's time to stop laughing at the poor people who have been "racked". Afterall, one of these times it is going to be serious and do you really want to be the one sitting there holding back a laugh as you're buddy gets taken to the hospital? I didn't think so.
I dunno, maybe it's because we don't know what to do? I was playing hoops one day at the park when my shoulder "popped out" and a few guys came over and helped me put it back into place. You'd never see that sort of reaction from strangers -- or even your closest "bud's" -- in a groin accident now would you?
When did this start anyway? Did cowboys riding the range get their kicks laughing at fellow cowboys and their "bad landings" while riding their horses? Imagine the Indians, who didn't even use saddles -- for the love of pete's sake! Were Roman soldiers taught to hide their smirks during unfortunate jousting incidents? I can't even begin to explore the possibilites of unskilled blacksmiths and the mishaps that may have taken place with those mallets. Good grief.
Perhaps it's time we strive to put this tradition to bed. Let us be the first generation to stand up and say "NO" to laughing at any injury and the use of the word "nuts". If you're on the scene and videotaping any such disaster have the guts to put the camera down and render aid instead of zooming in on your friends face as he bellows out in agony.
I know it won't be easy, but for crying out loud, can't we at least try?
Not alot of fantasy baseball talk today, but I felt it was worth it to get the debate started on such a serious topic.
Good Day!
-Johnny Archive


